Vibrator Cozy
Disclaimer: while this also looks like a knitted condom, you will be very, very, oh-so-very sorry if you use it as one. It is sort of crazy that we need to include a disclaimer to this effect, but if hot coffee can get you sued, lord only knows what havoc a knitted condom could cause. So, do yourself and your partner a favor and just use it as a vibrator cover!
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Materials:
Yarn – fingering weight yarn in red, green and yellow – apprx 20 yards each
Needles – US1 double-pointed needles or circular needle (for magic loop)
Finished measurements: Approximately 2.25” wide and 7” long when flat
Gauge: 8 stitches per inch
Directions: Loosely cast on 36 stitches. Join round being careful not to twist.
Rounds 1-16
Knit two rounds each: red, yellow, green, red, yellow, green, red, yellow.
Rounds 17-22
(Knit one stitch green, one stitch yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
(Knit one stitch yellow, one stitch green.) Repeat to end of round.
Repeat these two rows twice more.
Rounds 23-38
Knit two rows each: yellow, red, yellow, green, red, yellow, green, yellow.
Rounds 39-45
(Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
Knit one stitch yellow. (Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
Knit two stitches yellow. (Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
(Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
Knit two stitches yellow. (Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
Knit one stitch yellow. (Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
(Knit one stitch red, two stitches yellow.) Repeat to end of round.
Rounds 46-57
Knit two rows each: yellow, green, red, yellow, green, red.
Decrease rounds (58-64)
Switch to yellow yarn.
(K2tog, K2.) Repeat to end of round. 27 stitches.
(K2tog, K1.) Repeat to end of round. 18 stitches.
Switch to green yarn.
(K2tog.) Repeat to end of round. 9 stitches.
Knit one round plain.
Switch to red yarn.
Knit three rounds plain.
Finishing
Break yarn leaving several inches of tail. Thread onto darning needle and draw through remaining loops. Pull tight to close work. Weave in ends.
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